Hungry

I'm bored of all your bollocks

I really can't stand shopping

Who ate all of the chocolate?

I need to do my laundry

But, I'm hungry

I'll tell you it's my birthday

It's really in January

You never take me out

Have no idea what that's about

I'm just hungry

I'm not exaggerating

I'm really fucking starving

Please order me some food

Or I'll start eating you

I'm just hungry

Really hungry

Oh, I say! I'm a little bit peckish darling!