Serve With a Smile

Anybody can cook

All you need are ingredients and a recipe

If you follow the book, the possibilities are endless

Just wait and see

It's a dog eats dog world out there

So you do what you must to stay alive

Do you wanna win or do you wanna survive?

You know you can't choose both, so

Pick a side

And if you live, you keep on lying

And everything will be fine

Anybody can be cooked

It just depends on their relationship with their family

You've gotta take a closer look

See how they're doing socially

'Cause you see

It's a dog eats dog world out there

And you do what you must to stay alive

And you think about if people can tell how you really died

And you wonder if his death could be staged as a suicide

And you have to keep on lying

And everything will be fine

So you claim denial

And you serve with a smile

To dispose of Todd would be a waste

And not to mention they could find him in almost any place

So I made sure he disappeared without any trace

I'm ahead of the game

It's a dog eats dog world out there

And you do what you must to stay alive

And you season his whole body with garlic and chives

And you serve him with a bottle of champagne at five

And if you live, you keep on lying

And everything will be fine

If you win you die, if you lose you lie

If you win you die, if you lose you lie

And you just keep on lying and everything will be fine

And you just won't tell them where you were on Friday night

And if you clip her a hedge you'll have a pretty solid alibi

And you wait your while

And you serve with a smile